The story of father
Do you really know who your father is? Let me tell you it is Habeeb, you might not be familiar with this name so let me tell you some of his other names like Hitler, Eazy E, President John F.K. and William Shakespeare. Do you recognize these name? If not then kill yourself, if you do then you know that all of these are historical figures and are from different times but you might ask, how can this be? As father says "when the time comes all will be revealed." I will now reveal to you the story of father brace yourself, it started with the creation of the first Humans Adam and Eve. Adam and Eve started reproducing and got there first two children one son named Cain and a daughter whomst name is unknown. Later they got a second pair of children a son named Able and his sister whomst name is also unknown. After the first 4 children, God told Adam that his next son will have the responsibility of being the father of all the humans after him. After they had heard that they tried to get another son, but Adam and Eve got a girl and not a boy. After they got a girl Adam and Eve were having intercourse and using protection but while they were doing it the protection broke and Eve got pregnant with a mistake this mistake is known as Habeeb. This is the name we know him by today his original name is unknown. When Habeeb was born he had the power of being the father of all humans after him. Father Habeeb has the biggest genitalia that is contained in a wormhole over his genitalia so it can fit in his pants and reproduce. When he needs to reproduce (which is all the time) a wormhole appears on top of the female genitalia so they can have intercourse. After the birth of the mistake (Habeeb), Adam asked God to give another child. God responded and told Adam that his next son will have the power of immortality. This son also has the power of reproduction but only by sexuality assaulting people. Then Adam and Eve go this child and his name is unknown but father Habeeb calls him Apocalypse because he is the evil of the world. The problem was that Adam and Eve liked Apocalypse more than Habeeb just because Habeeb was a mistake. Apocalypse had six genitals and they were so tiny that they couldn't be seen by the human eye. After that Adam and Eve had one more daughter whomst name is also unknown and later became Habeeb's wife. This was a brief summary of the story of creation but not the complete one other stories can be read in the other section True Stories and Fan-fictions.(which will 'not' be added later)